Right Message - Wrong Story - Right Context

[hybot]

<b>Permanent link to <a href="http://www.hyscience.com/archives/2006/07/right_message_w.php">Right Message - Wrong Story - Right Context</a></b>

<b>Excerpt:</b> Take home message: Arabs have their own versions of reality, and always frame their versions of reality within the 7 political rules of the Arab Parallel Universe.

[Chad]

Good DPU, but there's something that I think you missed in relation to what you already wrote. Allow to me help out.

1. Democrats never make mistakes, and they rarely lose wars. They get the nation involved in many more than Republicans, but they leave office before the war is over and then blame Republicans on entering the nation in said war.
3. If there is any credit at all that can be contributed to Democrats in any way, they will take it. They will also take errors made in the past and hail them as sucessful ventures (i.e. North Korea) to blame upon current Republican leadership.
4. Good leadership is inversely related to how Democratic-friendly a U.S. president is, and everything George Bush does is wrong and is to be attacked, but if Republicans fight back then they are both challenging the Democratic patriotism and playing politics with national security. Only Democrats can politicize national security justly.

Overall good list though. Heh.

[Richard]

Chad,
I like your revisions - will post them as update.

[Chad]

This is too much fun so I came up with another that I believe is fitting, though not quite worded the same.

8. Liberals are pristine human beings of high intelligence who know better than anyone else what is best for the entire nation while Conservatives are backwoodsy creatures that care more for guns than humanity. Democrats recognize the plight of mothers to be and give them a choice to end their own child's life whereas Republicans want to take away that basic right of choice. Because Liberals are the enlightened souls, they firmly believe ending the life of a baby is part of humanity whereas a gun sitting in a gun safe should be against the law because one day that gun might kill someone.

9. Under Republican leadership the government becomes incredibly totalitarian even though it is the Democrats who wish to place restrictions upon the Second Amendment, businesses, speech and re-write parts of the United States Constitution that their own intellectualy superior minds deem inappropriate in today's society. Furthermore, any person of higher thinking that challenges our assertions are kicked out of positions of power (i.e. Larry Summers) or cast aside as defective.

Okay, two more and that's about it for me.

[Richard]

Chad,
Have added 8 and 9 to the post.

The DPU is probably worth a post of its own:

"Right Side Of The Blogosphere Reveals Secret Political Principles Of The 'Democratic Parallel Universe'" - Beat NYT To Public Disclosure.