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October 13, 2011

Is It Too Much Of A Coincidence, Or What?

Talk about "Serendipity"!

Is it just me, or is it too much of a coincidence that right when he's embroiled in the cover-up scandal about "Operation Fast and Furious" , that has been an overwhelming embarrassment to the inept Obama Administration and its lackeys - who put their lefty anti-gun political agenda ahead of public safety, that resulted in the botched operation which let thousands of weapons walk down south of the border to Mexican Drug Cartels and criminals, and which weapons have been confirmed to having been used to kill at least two American Law Enforcement Agents... and only God knows how many innocent civilians - that could very well cost Eric Holder his job (mind you, not that he would be in it past January 20th 2013 in all likelihood at this point) all of a sudden our Attorney General has fast and furiously donned his Super Hero "Anti-Terrorist Cape"...err, ...wait! Let me correct that... his "Anti- 'Man Caused Disaster' Cape" and now he is "faster than a Mexican Drug Cartel's bullet" (which in his incompetence he provided them with); "more powerful than a General Electric 'bio-diesel' locomotive" - unable to muster the horsepower to pull a train over Sherman Hill which had to be assisted over said hill, as happened not long ago, by a good old fashioned coal-burning steam-powered behemoth, Union Pacific's 3985, right out of a museum, which nowadays due to our politically correct "hate-coal" asininity pulls tourist trains when it rather should be pulling two-mile-long trains across America, using American coal, and providing American jobs...as it once did; "able to leap tall piles of D.O.J. memos (which apparently he never reads, anyway) in a single bound"; like some modern day "Super Holder" and come to our rescue (insert expression of awe here) by announcing he and his department helped disrupt a terrorist plot...err, ...wait! Let me correct that again..."Man Caused Disaster plot" to assassinate the Saudi Ambassador to the United States, bomb the Saudi and Israeli embassies in Washington, D.C., and in Buenos Aires, Argentina, which was hatched by Iran.

Don't get me wrong now, I give Kudos to Mr. Holder, the D.O.J., and the other agencies involved for disrupting this "Man Caused Disaster plot", and it's heartening to know Holder and his department actually do engage every now and then in some real law enforcement work, and not just in the politicking of dismissing slam-dunk cases against Black Panthers intimidating voters at polling stations, suing states over illegal immigration laws, or advocating for the legal rights of, and representing, terrorists and enemy combatants in Guantanamo (weren't we supposed to close Guantanamo years ago according to Holder?); but isn't it too much of a coincidence that he would come out with the announcement - with a lot of fanfare and coverage from the adulating media - just hours before he was subpoenaed by House Oversight Committee Chair, Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), who has been investigating the "Fast and Furious" boondoggle and Holder's and Obama's involvement with it? Was Holder just doing his job, once for a change, or was this simply a lame "too little, too late" attempt on his part at "Operation Forget Fast and Furious"?

True to his form, though, Holder is treating this foiled terrorist plot he puffs his chest so much about, as just another "law enforcement" issue, and not as the act of war on the part of Iran it is - God forbid our Commander In Chief would be forced to ponder, in his usual vacillation on foreign affairs a response to the Iranian aggression that would be satisfactory to "Code Pink"!

One thing can be ascertained, though, the terror plot suspect....err, I mean "Man Caused Disaster" plot suspect, Iranian-American Manssor Arbabsiar, can rest assured Holder will make sure he gets the "Goldilocks" treatment during his incarceration: with a cell that is "not too cold, not too hot", a bed that is "not too soft, not too hard", three square "Halal" meals a day, plenty of recreation and exercise, a big screen TV playing Al Jazeera 24/7, and five daily calls to prayer...wait! That sounds like Guantanamo! Didn't Holder say we were going to close...? Never mind.

Posted by Althor at October 13, 2011 8:59 AM

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