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August 21, 2011
President Obama: "I Expect To Be Judged In A Year From Now" (In The Meantime Hit The Soup Kitchens, Folks)
Topics: Humor, Political News and commentariesAppearing in a taped interview on the Obama-lapping CBS (Communist Broadcasting System?) network earlier today, vacationing president Obama said he understands that it's not satisfying to the jobless to hear him argue that his Administration has made the right decisions, so he expects ...
"...to be judged in a year from now on whether or not things have continued to get better."Surely that is comforting for the jobless families awaiting eviction come tomorrow Monday morning.
According to the Fox News article:
"Obama, who's spending the week on Martha's Vineyard with his family before his two girls start the school year, said he's sitting out the month while Congress faces the wrath of voters at home, and until lawmakers begin to understand how much voters want them to cooperate."Whining about how the issue is not going to be whether he can do business with House Speaker John Boehner, but whether if they reach a compromise Boehner would be able to "weep" his way into selling the "Obama Snake Oil" agreement to his fellow Republicans and those "pesky" Tea Partiers in the House of Representatives, Obama stated:
"If all we're doing is the same posturing that we saw before the debt limit vote, that's not gonna encourage anybody."In what could only be deemed a Freudian slip on the part of our "Elected-Manchurian-Candidate-In-Chief", he added:
"Wrecking an economy as large as the United States is exhausting,"With as much effort as the president has invested in the last two-and-a-half years of his tenure in the White House in destroying our economy with his Marxist "Redistribution of Wealth" rigid socialist ideology policies, and all of his business-choking and job-killing regulations, no wonder Obama has to take so many vacations and golf outings. He indeed must be exhausted!
According to the White House this is a working vacation for the president, who concerned about the current economic crisis (mostly of his own making) is closely monitoring the economy (as if just staring at a withering plant you deprive of water would make it revive any faster).
Earlier today, the president his wife Michelle and their two daughters, Malia and Sasha, spent the morning on a private beach in Edgartown.
According to anonymous sources, while the Obamas were frolicking at the beach, the Secret Service surreptitiously arrested two Great White sharks that were swimming in the vicinity, which upon capture were swiftly charged by Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, of being home-grown "Tea Party" terrorists endangering the president.
After the swim Obama went on to play some golf at the plush "Vineyard Golf Club" where a no longer so young Michael O'Keefe was the caddy for the president.
Obama, no doubt wishing to silence the mounting criticism, even from members of his own party, of being AWOL at such a critical moment, vacationing yet again at a time when so many Americans are jobless and our economy totters on the brink of a second recession, decided to cut his golf outing short, playing only nine holes on the green, a decision that even many of his opponents found to be prudent.
Now, if only Tiger Woods would have been as prudent, and stuck to one hole instead of playing eighteen off the green.....he might have still stayed at the top of his game, and saved his marriage!
Sarcastic, yes ... but well deserved on the part of our Campaigner/Vacationer-in-Chief!
Posted by Althor at August 21, 2011 7:47 PM
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