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October 28, 2010

Political Short Story: Little Pavel Tries Falafel

Midterm elections are upon us, and you know what that means: one type of church staying out of the fray, and another type of church - the "social justice", "liberation theology", or just plain outright leftist tax dodge business -- getting as active as they can -- with candidates yelling from the pulpit, Sunday collections finding their way into the coffers of ACORN and similar criminal organizations ... churches enabling illegal immigrants to cancel out real citizens votes through vote fraud...

John F. DiLeo offers his thoughts on the matter in today's installment of the Education of Little Pavel ...

Little Pavel Tries Falafel
By John F. Di Leo

Join us today, as our young volunteer learns how the Democratic Party uses friendly mosques and churches to commit vote fraud...

When Pavel Syerov, Jr. (Paul to his friends) arrived at 51st Ward party headquarters after school one day, he saw an unexpected snack on the collating table in place of the usual bowls of pretzels and potato chips.

"â€œWhat's the snack, Pockets?" he asked the old deputy committeeman, typing away at his keyboard in the corner.

"Oh, that's, uh, fried falafel balls. Chickpea mush. Or, bean mush. Something like that. Very popular in the middle east." Pockets took a swig of beer. "Not bad with a good dip."

Looking around, Pavel said "but I don't see any dip."

"Yeah," said Pockets in reply. "I've got a bowl of honey wheat braid pretzels here by me. Have some."

As Pavel helped himself to a pretzel braid, he asked "so why do we have falafel here, at headquarters, Pockets?"

"Oh, the Boss had a meeting with some guys from the mosque down the street today, Paully. Guess he wanted to be a good host. I woulda put out pretzels, but that's fine...more for us!"

"What does the Boss have to discuss with guys from a mosque, Pockets? Who invited who?"

Pockets shrugged his shoulders. "They invited themselves, I guess ... the Boss got a call the other day. They just asked for a meeting."

"What about, Pockets? I thought religious institutions were forbidden from political activity."

Pockets chuckled. "What do they teach in the schools nowadays... The Constitution forbids the federal government from mandating a specific religious denomination, that's all. We have religious freedom, Paully. If a church wants to get involved, it can. There are some restrictions to maintain tax-exempt status, of course, but we only enforce those on Republicans. As long as a church supports our guys, they have pretty much free rein to do whatever they want."