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September 1, 2008
Why Does Obama Seem So Resentful Of McCain's "Hot" VP Pick? Rev. Wright May Give Us An Unintended Insight - A Satirical Rant.
Topics: Political News and commentaries(Editor: Be advised that this post may offend some, and that the satirical views of Althor - a regular Hyscience contributor - are his own)
Well, leave it to Rev. Wright to keep popping up like a "bad penny"! What an incredible (and I mean "incredible" as in utterly unbelievable) Mentor and Teacher he's been for all those years (22 years!) to the wonderful "Obamamessiah," who will save America, and the world, from "whitey" and "Imperialist, Militaristic (as in Iraq?), Capitalism." I can almost hear Rev. Wright and his black churches celebrating an Obama victory come November: "Hallelujah! God Damn America, Hallelujah!"
But, as always the "Good Reverend's" comments are of such a nature, that I can not help but paraphrase them - sort of to read between the lines. Perhaps doing so will help explain some of the uncalled for chagrin of "Team Obamamessiah" at McCain's bold pick of Ms. Palin as his VP, or why Obama seems to be, personally, particularly resentful of such a choice.
These are Rev. Wright's latest comments. The satirical paraphrases heckling him are mine:
"The Lord turned the ordinary [a "Heinz 57 Varieties" mongrel?] into the extraordinary [a Marxist, "Elitist," conceited pretender to the presidency of the United States, who looks down on ordinary Americans - especially if they are "white" and "Blue Collar" - as ignorant clodhoppers who do not share his "Enlightened, Socialist, Secularist, Wisdom," and who, in his own words: "...cling in their ignorance and frustration to their guns and their Bibles"]. Y'all just saw it this past week. It was on national television."
Wright went on to say: "This ordinary boy just might be, come November, the 4th, this ordinary boy from a single parent home with a daddy from Kenya [his mom suffered from a bad case of "Proletariat Jungle Fever" and reportedly would not date ordinary white, clean-cut, American boys] and a mama from Kansas [just your ordinary, run -of-the-mill, "Atheist," "anti-Establishment," "hate-America," radical, leftist, "commie," "white-trash" Kansas girl, who even her six, estranged, foreign black husbands, could not put up with...even as their much coveted "White, American, Trophy Wife"!]. This ordinary boy just might be the first president in the history of the United States to have a black woman sleeping at 1600 Pennsylvania, legally."
(Editor: Be advised that comments in the extended post may offend some, and that the views of Althor - a regular Hyscience contributor - are his own)
So, once again, it seems it is Rev. Wright who gives us an insight as to what Obama really thinks, and feels like inside - such as his sitting for twenty-plus years at Rev. Wright's pews, soaking all his "Black Liberation Theology," "anti-white," "hate-America," "The chickens came home to roost on 9/11," "God Damn America," teachings, which are no doubt the bulwark of Obama's patriotism...no matter how many "American Flag Lapel Pins" Team "Obamamessiah" may make him now wear (of course the Ché flags on the walls of at least two Obama Campaign Headquarters don't count).
Now, it's no wonder the Dems are disconcerted at "old sly-dog" McCain pulling such an "Ace out of his Sleeve" at choosing the sexy and charismatic Alaska Governor as his running mate. It is a choice Team "Obamamessiah" was simply not prepared for!
But it is Rev. Wright who gives us all a perspective as to why McCain's choice of beautiful, "hot," and talented, Ms. Palin, as his VP, seems to be particularly onerous and odious to Obama.
May it perchance be, that Obama resents the fact that if elected "old sly-dog" McCain will be working with someone as beautiful and competent as Ms. Palin everyday in the White House (imagine the photo-ops of a grinning McCain politely holding Ms. Palin's hand as they walk to the podium to meet reporters), while even if he wins, all Obama has to look forward to, is going upstairs every night to his resented, embittered, nagging, wife, who, as Rev. Wright points out, "will be sleeping there legally," but will not be getting paid for it?
LOL! Imagine that! Sure enough, Obama's resented, "eternally victimized black," wife will be able to "legally sleep" in the White House if Obama is elected, but poor Obama will not only have to put up with the embittered old bag, but will not get paid for Michelle "sleeping in the White House," such as he's accustomed to, in his nepotism, to have the University of Chicago, and the corrupt Chicago Political machinery, do, by inventing and creating "non-existent" posts and positions for Michelle, so that she would get a hefty salary the Obamas could pocket!
Of course, I can also point out to Rev. Wright, that had Michelle Obama really wished to have had the "Honor" of being, quote: "the first...black woman sleeping at 1600 Pennsylvania, legally", the Obamas could simply have rented the Lincoln Bedroom from their beloved fellow Dems, the philandering Clintons...as so many others did during the Clinton Administration!
Can we say, that while McCain will thoroughly enjoy his "photo-ops" and interaction with Ms. Palin, at least Obama can content himself with...hmmm...holding hands with Biden at photo-ops? Yikes!
Like I've said before, with Ms. Palin as his VP, no doubt the greatest ailment that McCain faces during his tenure in the White House, in spite of his age, would be a case of mild, chronic, "Priapism"! Good! We need someone, if not "Carrying a Big Stick," at least with a bit of a backbone in the White House...for a change!
Althor :)
Posted by Althor at September 1, 2008 7:59 AM
If I may add, now they should include a "Swimsuit Competition" to the Vice-Presidential Debates. Then, not only would Miss Palin devastate "prunish" Biden intellectually, on issues, and with her charisma and charming personality, but will also most assuredly win that competition!
I mean, can you imagine Joe Biden in a two-piece bikini?!?! LOL!
Althor :)
Posted by: Althor at September 2, 2008 12:50 AM
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