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August 29, 2008
'Must Know' Little Known Facts About Sarah Palin
Topics: Political News and commentaries
Sarah Palin Facts" notes that with John McCain's pick of Sarah Palin as the VP candidate, it's important that we get to know a bit more about her. So here are some little known (and important) facts about our next Vice President that the hard working research geniuses at SPF have come up with so far (combined list from here, here, here , if not linked):
- Sarah Palin's brain is three times the size of Joe Biden's. It's science.
- Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
- Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
- Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn't challenging enough
- Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.
- Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
- Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.
- Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
- Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
- The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eys.
- The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.
- We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never inventea cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
- Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
- Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
- Three of Sarah Palin's five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
- Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
- It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match bcause they've never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin
Surely, the research meisters at SPF will have more forthcoming ...
(HT - Java Report)
Posted by Richard at August 29, 2008 5:01 PM
each of those is SO funny. Now ... do you think the libs would be having such a tizzy about a she-male like Janet Napolitano or somebody like that? ;)
Posted by: Steven W. at August 30, 2008 5:35 AM
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