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July 28, 2008

Exuberant Obamaphiles Claim The "Obamamessiah" Doesn't Even Break A Sweat - Will Chris Matthews Get Another "Chill Up His Leg"?

Topics: Follies of the Mainstream Media

The cult of the "Obamamessiah" by his followers - not only here in America, but around the world - has grown from at first being just quaint and amusing, to it being just plain ridiculous and absurd, to it turning alarmingly unsavory and deranged, as it increasingly inches perilously close to the morbidly pathological.

To Obama's fanatical, cultist, followers, the "Obamamessiah" not only brings the "audacity of hope" (unfettered welfare and government bureaucracy?) to the poor and destitute (at the expense of an unprecedented crushing taxation upon the American people that will result in an even more catastrophic economic stagnation); but he heals those without medical insurance that touch him at his rallies whom his followers claim he "miraculously" heals of all their ailments (the "Obama Faith Healing - Voodoo Economics - National Health Plan" he wishes to impose upon us all - of course being black, of African descent, the "Voodoo" part comes naturally to him); will, once elected, with one wave of his "blessed hand" end all natural disasters - earthquakes, hurricanes, floods and tornadoes will cease, and global warming will begin to reverse itself (at least the "global warming" will...once Al Gore and his "Greenies" stop spewing so much "hot air" about global warming into the atmosphere after an Obama victory); he will bring peace to the world (such an "end to war" as the Leninist - Stalinist Soviet communists preached and touted, even as they massacred their people at home and enslaved them in the "Gulags," while subverting societies abroad and fermenting civil unrest, discontent, bloodshed, and revolutions and civil wars everywhere, in order to achieve their goal of Marxist world domination); he will feed the starving of the world (since he will use all the corn and grains of our heartland to produce "biofuels," I imagine he will accomplish this by having his Elitist wife, Michelle "Antoinette," exclaim: "Let them eat biodiesel!."); he can speak in tongues (he learned how to recite the Koran in Arabic while attending school in Indonesia, and can tell Berliners "Ich Bin Ein Magische Schwarze" in front of the Siegesaeule in Germany); and he walks on water (well, at least ankle deep in the shallow Reflective Pool at the Lincoln Memorial - with his long shanks). Verily, miracles and wonders that clearly only "The Anointed One" (or the Antichrist?) can accomplish!

But, even with all these wonders, a few days ago, the web was all abuzz with the wondrous news that, aside from all his other "messianic" miracles and portents, the Obamamessiah doesn't even break a sweat when he works out (no doubt cooled down by the beating wings of attending angels!), and can do, first, 10 curls with his right arm, and then 10 with his left arm (no problem there, being he's quite a leftist) using 32 Kilo weighs (70 lbs!) with the ease of a Samsom or a Hercules...albeit, with a bit of an overdone suntan. Imagine that!

According to Judith Bonesky, the young, white, slavering, German reporter who broke the "extraordinary" story, Obama, after finishing his workout, then took a deep breath, and took a sip of water from his 0.5 liter bottle of "Evian" French bottled water (no surprise there - what else would this uppity, arrogant, Elitist, be drinking, but bottled water from the sewers of Paris?). Oh, the rapture!

The fawning Miss Bonesky writes:

"It's 16:02pm and I've been training in the gym of the Ritz Carlton hotel in Berlin. A man in a suit approaches me and says: 'Barack Obama is about to come and train' ... Shortly after half past four and he actually arrives! Barack Obama is wearing a grey t-shirt, black tracksuit bottoms - and a great smile!"

" 'Hi, how's it going?' asks Obama in his deep voice. My heart beats. 'Very good, and you?' I say. Obama replies: 'Very good, thank you!'"

"Obama (with toned arms and a strong back) puts on his headphones for his iPod to listen to pop music. He hums quietly. Then he jumps on a fitness bike. He pushes three times on the pedals - but then can't be bothered with it."

"He goes and picks up a pair of 16 kilo weights and starts curling them with his left and right arms, 30 repetitions on each side. Then, amazingly, he picks up the 32 kilo weights! Very slowly he lifts them, first 10 curls with his right, then 10 with his left. He breathes deeply in and out and takes a sip of water from his 0,5 litre Evian bottle."

"Shortly before five o'clock Obama comes over and sits directly next to my cross-trainer on the mat. First he does 10 sit-ups, then stretches. Then he looks at his watch and says to his bodyguard: 'It's time, let's go.' Quickly I ask: 'Mr. Obama, could I take a photo?'. 'Of course!' he answers, before asking my name and coming over to stand next to me."

" 'My name's Judith' I reply. 'I'm Barack Obama, nice to meet you!' he says, and puts his arm across my shoulder. I put my arm around his hip - wow, he didn't even sweat! WHAT A MAN!

Incredibly, the emphasis - believe it or not, was in Miss Bonesky's original. Oh boy!

As Cassy Fiano comments in her blog:

[...] Get ready to be amazed, mortals, because this story will BLOW YOUR MINDS. Seriously. This may be the most important thing you'll read today. You, lucky reader, will get to read a first-hand account of the wonders of the Obamamessiah's workout regimen and how he doesn't even sweat."

"So, get this: he's got a deeeeep voice that makes this woman's heart race. He's all toned and muscular. He drinks Evian. He can do curls with 32 kilo weights -- that's like, 70 lbs! And then, on top of all that, he doesn't even sweat. I mean, this must surely be proof that the Obamamessiah truly is the Savior and not of our kind. He's just such a hunk!"

[...] Maybe she's just the female version of Chris "I Felt This Thrill Going Up My Leg" Matthews. Or maybe the press isn't even trying to hide their adoration of Barack Obama anymore. Who knows? Who cares? This story is the most ridiculous thing I think I have ever read to be passed off as 'news' -- and yes, it was posted in the news section of the website. Because, you know, Barack Obama's work-out regimen is breaking news.

[...] Maybe the editors should add a 'adolescent gossipy worship' section if they want to keep running stories like this. But then again, we now know that the Obamamessiah doesn't even sweat when he works out. And if that doesn't convert you racist non-believers, well then, nothing will."

How true Miss Fiano! Of course, one can also make the observation that "reptiles" don't have sweat glands, so it would not be surprising that this Marxist "snake-in-the-leftist-grassroots," Obama, would not break a sweat. Heh!

It is truly nauseating! And at the expense of touching upon a taboo subject, offending some people, and being infinitely politically incorrect, I have to advance the proposition of whether this apparently subconscious, inordinate, visceral reaction of libido on the part of Miss Bonesky may not reflect the similar phenomenon of white women swooning and fainting and going into what can only be described as ecstatic orgasms at Obama rallies, and in Obama's presence. May it perhaps be that in their inbreeding, in America as well as in Europe, they instinctively have a subconscious compulsion to expand their gene pools with the charming, "swarthy," "Obamamessiah"? If not so, how else can you explain such visceral reactions, such debasing obeisance, such exaggerated adulation, and so much hysteria and hype about this insignificant "Magische Schwarze" of a bufoon?

Perhaps this would also explain the fawning of the media (made up of mostly inbred, Elitist, white, liberals - many of them "female"). It may even explain, as Miss Fiano observes above, that parallel reaction of Chris Matthews' "Je non se qui," warm and fuzzy, "I Felt This Thrill Going Up My Leg" Obama libido, which perchance can be explained if you extend a similar subconscious compulsion to expand his inbred gene pool to Mr. Matthews... coupled perhaps with some latent homosexual tendencies on his part?

How else can you explain away so much apparently compulsive madness about this most unqualified of candidates...other than the damn color of his skin?!?!

Toa, a commenter at Cassy Fiano's blog, responded to a similar observation I made on the site, by stating:

"Althor, you've nailed it.[...] it is definitely something most people don't like to discuss, for fear of the dreaded 'R word'..(scary music...). Our 'Culture of Divorce/Dysfunction' has produced an entire sub-culture of fragmented, angry females who disdain men of their own culture (starting with their Dads) and persue fetishes (mostly sexual) with 'exotic' men, and it seems especially common among white females. This makes up a sizable portion of the Obama following [...]"
If I may add to Toa's poignant observations, it is also a sad sign of the times, and of the growing spiritual bankruptcy of our nation - after forty years of materialist "Civil Rights," Great Society," socialist, secularist, godless, politically correct, indoctrination in the town square, in our schools and universities, in our media, in the entertainment and music industries, insidiously permeating all facets of our daily lives - that so many Americans so hunger to fill the spiritual vacuum in their lives, and are so desperate to give their empty "material" lives some spiritual relevancy, that they should be so naively mesmerized by the empty rhetoric of such an inept, unqualified, charlatan of a corrupted Chicago politician, with a hidden agenda and unbounded personal pride, ambition, and narcissism, who has no other qualifications other than his "worm-tongue" and the swarthy color of his skin, and make of him a "messianic" figure, a "savior," and a "demi-god"! It is utterly repulsive, and incomprehensible!

But then, even as the old Roger Whittaker song goes: "There are non so blind as those who will not see..."

Althor

Posted by Althor at July 28, 2008 6:33 PM

Might we assume,Althor, that you will not be voting for Obama?

Neither will I; I'm just not in to voting for racist, Marxist, Black Nationalist, socialists!

Posted by: Mike in Iraq at July 28, 2008 9:41 PM



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