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June 24, 2008

The Bureau of Hope and Change (Post An Obama Election)

Topics: Political News and commentaries

AWOL Civilization has posted his predictions for transformations of the Executive Branch that would be sure to follow an Obama election to the White House. The list includes new agencies, bureaus, task forces, etc., that we can expect to see:

Dept. of Homeland Security
-Task force on sensitivity training for airport employees
-Special committee on Mormon and Evangelical terrorism
-Center for the amelioration of Mexican feelings
-Agency for the construction of the border fence around red states
-National institute of free health care for undocumented future citizens
-Project for immigration opportunity awareness in Muslim countries
-Bureau of redneck detection and interdiction

Dept. of Justice
-Office of reparations for descendants of slaves
-Office of reparations for descendants of Africans
-Office of reparations for descendants of people from sub-Saharan lands
-Office of reparations for black people
-Office of reparations for African-Americans
-Task force on affirmative action for people of color
-Task force on affirmative action for non-whites
-Task force on affirmative action for babies of mixed race
-Commission for the placement in top-level management of retarded transgendered pygmy veterans of Hamas

Continue reading: The Bureau of Hope and Change

Indeed, the post-racial candidate has emerged as the most racist candidate in history and more likely to set back race relations than to heal them. Obama is the least qualified human being ever to run for president, yet he is the most adored-by-the-media and has the most glassy-eyed, cult- like followers in history. Go figure.

Posted by Abdul at June 24, 2008 4:55 PM

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