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June 9, 2008
Open Letter from Obama Supporters to Islam: 'Please Come and Kill More of Us.'
Topics: Political News and commentariesFound over at American Digest:
TO: ISLAM FROM: AMERICANS UNITED FOR OBAMA RE: KILLING US SOME MOREContinue reading: An Open Letter from Obama Supporters to Islam: Please Come and Kill More of Us.DEAR ISLAM,
You may have asked yourselves if, with the rise of Barack Hussein Obama, we American supporters of the candidate of the millennium are impatient with you. Yes, it's true. You are not fulfilling our desires which we believe we have made clear with our worship of Obama. Let's be clear about one thing, as supporters of Obama we thirst for death.We would like you, at your earliest opportunity, to expunge our guilt - especially that of the whitest and therefore most guilty among us - by slaughtering us wholesale.
Just as you hate us for what we are so we hate ourselves for who we are. We have so much while you, the petulant children of a whacked-out god, oppressed by your own ratty cultures and fascist governments and unable to contribute anything to civilization for over 500 years, have so little except your "trauma." Because of this we feel it is only fair that you get to kill more of us at will.
AsObama-Americans we have a problem with our self-esteem in this country, and that problem is that you are not killing enough of us quickly enough. Especially if we support Obama. You don't think we're working for him for our health, or even our health-plan, do you?
We don't ask for much in this regard. We only ask that should we succeed in electing Obama, you plan our deaths more carefully and thoroughly. We note that, during the unfortunate events of the 11th, only a few of our children were killed by you. They died because they just happened to be on our airplanes that you borrowed for the day.
This is unacceptable to us, the fanatic supporters of Obama since we believe in equality regardless of age. We believe in including children in all our important events. After all, they're citizens too. Therefore, please make sure to be more inclusive in the future.
If you could please manage a mass hostage taking at, say, The Mall of America that replicates Beslan Massacre where 344 innocent civilians were killed, 186 of them children, we'd turn out for it in droves.
We realize that Beslan is a high-water mark in terms the of bestial slaughter of people like us who otherwise might enjoy just another boring day of shopping for Prada knockoffs and $300 New Balance sneakers for their kids. Still we know you can rise to the challenge.
Don't forget, before you touch off the explosives that incinerate ten thousand or more of us here and there across the land, to get Katie Couric and Maureen Dowd to visit so they can interview you about your abusive fathers and traumatic childhoods. Obama after all had an absent father and a mental mother and so feels your pain. As do all of us who yearn to be like him.
Posted by Richard at June 9, 2008 5:35 PM
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