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November 13, 2007

The Psalm of Hillary Rodham Clinton (Updated)

Topics: Political News and commentaries

Received by Dumb Ox as a fax to his office - it's damn well right on target:

The Hillary Rodham Psalm

Hillary is my shepherd, I shall not want. She makes me to bow down to big government. She leads me beside the abortion clinic. She restores gun control. She leads me in the paths of socialism, for her name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of liberalism, I will fear no evil; for Hillary is with me. Her benefits and handouts, they comfort me. Hillary prepares a health care system before me, in the presence of my better judgment. She fills my head with promises. My welfare cup runs over. Surely, higher taxes and illegal immigration will follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Clinton's forever!

And as Dumb Ox points out, surely the irony wasn't lost on observers when Hillary's press conference yesterday ended with the American flags collapsing all around her?

Update: We've apparently got a comment on this post from the Vote for Hillary Online folks, who claim:

The flag incident was a setup by the opposition in an attempt to smear the Hillary Campaign. We have done a full analysis on this event and have screen shots posted.

So, the flag-falling event was a "setup"?. The Vote for Hillary Online folks have "analyzed" the event and have scientifically determined that it's a conspiracy to make Hillary look bad (as though it takes a conspiracy to make her look bad).

Say what ??? Well, we can now put the matter to rest.

Check out the comments at The flag incident: a setup by the opposition to smear Hillary Clinton. My personal favorite is the one that starts out with, "Please tell me you are 10 or 15 years old because only someone that age could come up with such a lame excuse."

Surely, the site has got to be satire. After all, there's this at the first link from which you can click to the second:

Initially, the intent of this website was to promote Hillary Clinton and ensure that she is elected president in 2008. We were going to list her positions on this website, but because of how quickly her positions change on each issue, we simply don't have the staff to be able to keep up with all the updates. For now though, we have for you an outstanding clip from the last Democratic debate.

"An outstanding clip from the last Democratic debate"? That does it! This is great satire.

Posted by Abdul at November 13, 2007 11:22 AM

Posted by: Vote for Hillary Online at November 13, 2007 11:50 AM

Posted by: Richard at November 13, 2007 3:26 PM

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