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June 18, 2007
Joining 'Alpha-Qaeda' For 72 Virgins
Topics: HumorTime for a humorous change of pace from National Lampoon (via Jawa Report) ...
In the video, two idiot college students unwittingly join an Al Qaeda cell (they are told it's "Alpha" Qaeda) in order to get 72 virgins (a reference to the ubiquitous promise of radical Islam to "holy martyrs" of "unlimited sex with 72 virgins in heaven) that the "toga-wearers" promise them. From the makers of Animal House, Van Wilder, and the Vacation movies: National Lampoon's 72 Virgins!
On the more serious side, just in case you're totally clueless - the Koran describes the 72 virgins as 'beautiful like rubies, with complexions like diamonds and pearls.' In one of the passages of the Koran, it is said the martyrs and virgins shall 'delight themselves, lying on green cushions and beautiful carpets. Since the time of Mohammed, martyrs have always been considered those willing to die defending Islam. In Hamas-run kindergartens, signs on the walls read: "The children of the kindergarten are the shaheeds (holy martyrs) of tomorrow." The classroom signs at Al-Najah University in the West Bank and at Gaza's Islamic University say, "Israel has nuclear bombs, we have human bombs."
As we pointed out in a previous post today, al-Fatah is in power in the West Bank and is now considered "good terrorists" - Hamas is in power in Gaza and is now considered "bad terrorists."
Not much of a choice.
Posted by Abdul at June 18, 2007 12:14 PM
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