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May 5, 2007
Bill Clinton: "I want To Make It Perfectly Clear..."
Topics: HumorSatire
Washington is all abuzz with ABC Brian Ross' revelation today of some of the names in DC "Madam" Deborah Jeane Palfrey's infamous "Black Book," holding the names of the "customers" of her alleged Washington-based prostitution service, which includes many White House and Pentagon officials as well as prominent attorneys.
Upon hearing this, Bill Clinton, who happened to be at a fund-raiser for Hillary at the time the information was made public, got up from his chair, rushed to the podium, and grabbing the microphone with sweaty hands said:
" I want to make it perfectly clear that no matter what Miss Palfrey's book says, I did not have sex with that woman - I was only getting a massage for my legs - poor circulation, you know - on account of my heart..."
Posted by Althor at May 5, 2007 11:12 AM
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