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April 19, 2007

World Geneticists Stunned By Recent Revelations About Previously Unknown Genetic Scientific Breakthrough!

Topics: Humor

When Sanjaya Malakar was singing on 'American Idol', better voices were at their homes watching on their flat screens. - All Things Idol

The scientific community is all abuzz about new shocking revelations that eighteen years ago a renegade "Mad Scientist" geneticist succeeded in splicing and combining the genes of individuals of the same sex, and mix their chromosomes, to form and raise a viable embryo showing the genetical characteristics of both same sex donor parents.

The "Mad Scientist" in question spliced the genes and mixed the chromosomes of Michael Jackson and of Menudo, and the end result was: Sanjaya!!!

Though, unlike the parent donors, this new aberrant effeminate mutation, with a flair for exotic hair styles on American Idol, is totally talentless, yet he has shown quite a resilience, and has managed to stay in the limelight in spite of the fact he can't sing worth a damn, to the chagrin of audiences everywhere!

But Alas! At last the world has breathed a collective sigh of relief upon learning that infamous Sanjaya has finally been booted off the show!

Amazing? As Ripley would have said: "Believe it or not!"

(Satire)

Posted by Althor at April 19, 2007 2:00 PM

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