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April 28, 2007

If Only Al Jolson Were Here To Coach Hillary!

Topics: Humor

Dan at Riehl World View in his "Rush Getting No Respeck" thread has an update on Hillary's apparent new strategy of adapting a "black southern accent" every time she speaks to a black audiences.

In his update on the situation, Dan says: "I just wanted to point out that rumor has it Hillary will be doing the Sharpton voice in the future as she continues to gain more experience."

I say, too bad Al Jolson is dead, if not he could coach Hillary and she could do more than just the accent and the southern drawl.

She'd smear some black shoe polish all over her face and hands, dye black and curl her hair until it is good and nappy, and then the "nappy headed hoe" could kneel in front of her black audiences all teary-eyed and break their hearts singing them "Mamie"!

...and then go play some basketball at Rutgers.

Posted by Althor at April 28, 2007 4:57 PM

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