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April 5, 2007

"I Hate Democrats": A Bit Of Humor In These Trying Times

Topics: Humor

Amidst the trying times we are facing as a people and a nation and the foreboding of much worse to come if the shades of things to come does not alter, yet we must occasionally look at our maddening world through the spectacles of levity, so as not to take our selves too seriously, put all that ails and disturbs us back in perspective, and alleviate our angst with a good laugh or two.

Fortunately, to this end, I just happened to find out about a conservative political satire site that is a treasure trove of conservative political humor, and which appropriately enough goes by the name "I Hate Democrats.com."

It is so refreshing to look at the far-left absurdities that so disquiet many of us through the prism of humor, have a good laugh, and in the process confirm how completely immoral, asinine, and worthless, most of the attitudes, positions, and the delusional "politically correct," secularist agenda of the far-left and the Democrats is; how patently insane!

This joke is from the above site, and personally I found it so apropos! Hope you all enjoy it:

"A Woman In A Hot Air Balloon"

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am!" The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.""I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well" said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."

That sounds so true, that iit s simply priceless!

Posted by Althor at April 5, 2007 5:05 PM

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