Today I went to my local Mc Donald's, and when I went to use the bathroom found out there was no toilet paper whatsoever. Indignant I went out and complained about it to the Restaurant Manager. The restaurant manager smirked and said: "Sorry, but we here at Mc Donald's are concerned about Global Warming and are following Miss Sheryl Crow's "One Square" recommendations, but since we can't police it, we are simply doing without." Then I looked at all the smiling illegal Mexican employees handling those buns with their bare hands, and I simply lost my appetite.

Do you realize that "Dingleberry" Crow (do we have to switch now and instead of telling people to "go eat s**t", tell them to "go eat crow"?), even with all the bio-diesel in the tank of her "Eco-Tour Bus", burned more carbon going across the country and passing out an Amazonian forest worth of propaganda flyers, in her "Don't Leave a Carbon Footprint but a Brown Trail Behind You" Global Warming campaign than if she would have stayed put, and would have simply "indulged" and used a couple more "squares" of toilet paper and done the job right?

As a matter of fact, had she used an extra couple of "squares" and wiped her mouth too, it would have done wonders for the environment...

Miss Crow has given a whole new meaning to such fragrances as "Eau De Toilette"...though there is no "eau" involved! LMAO!

(This is a joke, folks. No need to panic. Mc Donald's still has toilet paper in their restrooms...unfortunately the Mexican illegal aliens are still there as well...)