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April 24, 2007

Diners In Shock After Man Chops Off Own Penis

Topics: Humor

At first I thought this was a joke, then I thought it was a Polish joke, and then I realized it's for real. My favorite comment here is the understatement of the year, delivered in a typical British understatement: "He's not a well boy"!

A man who cut off his penis in front of horrified diners in a busy London restaurant was on Tuesday reported to be stable in hospital, where he could become the first patient in Britain to have a male organ sewn back on.

Scotland Yard confirmed reports that a 35-year-old man, believed to be Polish, was "stable in hospital" after inflicting severe injuries on himself with a large kitchen knife.

Reports said police were trying to establish the background of the man, who had no form of identification on him.

"We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness. But he's clearly not a well boy," a police source told the Sun newspaper.

"This guy came running in, then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it," diner Stuart McMahon was quoted as saying.

"The staff were really upset. There was blood everywhere," he added.

The Zizzi restaurant on the Strand in the centre of London was packed with diners, many of whom had been participants or spectators of the London Marathon earlier, when the man stormed in on Sunday evening.

Hat tip - Dave W.

Posted by Richard at April 24, 2007 10:32 PM

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Posted by: Althor at April 25, 2007 4:04 AM

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