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February 2, 2007

Global Warming Alert: Punxsutawney Phil Fails to His See Shadow

Topics: Humor

Fox News reported today that Punxsutawney Phil had to be pulled from his stump this year, and since it occurred on the same day that the 12-page "Summary for Policymakers" of the a semi-political "Fourth Assessment Report" of the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is reported, an obvious correlation, the report of dire man made global warming changes has therefore been validated - using the thinking of the scientists whose votes resulted in the UN report on global warming:

Phil did not see his shadow on Friday, which, according to German folklore, means folks can expect an early spring instead of six more weeks of winter.

Since 1886, Phil has seen his shadow 96 times, hasn't seen it 15 times and there are no records for nine years, according to the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. The last time Phil failed to see his shadow was in 1999.

Punxsutawney Phil's predictions for long term global climate change have not yet been released, however his predictions are expected to concur with today's reported UN report following a vote among his fellow groundhogs. Employing correlations with climate effects, global warming has grown exponentially, at least since 1999 when Punxsutawney Phil noticed it and has since refused to come out of his hole. More on this is expected once the MSM learns of yet another proof of man made global climate change.

Hat tip - Harry Owens

Posted by Richard at February 2, 2007 1:56 PM

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Posted by: tim at February 2, 2007 2:42 PM

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