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January 22, 2007

Please Mayor Giuliani, Quick! Call The Ghost Busters! The Hillary "Juggernaut" Is Coming!

Topics: Humor

It came as a shock to the unsuspecting world when Hillary Clinton recently announced her candidacy for the White House - who could ever possibly have suspected it? It must have been the best kept "well known" secret in the history of mankind! But at last, a grudging Mrs. Clinton condescended to let the rest of us "officially" know what has been her ill-concealed designs by default on the White House; which to boot, and in spite of all her vehement denials to the contrary until now, has been so boisterously hailed for years now from every liberal, secular progressive, Democratic roof-top, accompanied by marching bands, alternate lifestyles circus parades (otherwise known in the days before "political correctness" as "Freak Side Shows"), and all the parading Democratic clowns applauding her with glee (and the occasional squirt in your face from their plastic flowers).

Per se, such spectacles of the workings of "democracy" (which would have left Democritus and Pericles dumbfounded) are to be expected, but what is really sinister and profound, are some of the headlines being flashed on the Commie National Network (otherwise known as CNN) where Ted Turner has already made his choice for the 2008 Presidential elections much in the same manner as in which he and his fellows at the liberal media long ago decided we already lost the Iraq war, which in turn they have daily striven to make into a self-fulfilled prophecy of doom with all the negative, anti-American, anti- military propaganda flashed in our faces (much as the Democratic clown squirts) relentlessly on our television screens!

Apparently Ted Turner has already decided, and CNN inflammatory banners (such as "Broken Governments" and the "Lost War" referring to the war in Iraq) proclaim Hillary Clinton will inevitably be the winner of the 2008 Presidential elections. Of course, a similar tactic of psychological "conditioning," "suggestion," and outright "brainwashing" was used successfully by the liberal media in the mid-term elections, and look what fantastic results it had for Democrats. CNN and the "elite" media have decided Hillary will be our next President, and that is that! We might as well save ourselves all the grandstanding, the billions wasted on campaigning (which could undoubtedly be put to better use), and all the hooplah, and simply crown her! After all, the "indoctrination process" and the propaganda machine have already been put in motion at CNN and the liberal media, and as in the mid-term elections, no doubt endless lines of compliant, bleary-eyed voters, with spittle drooling out of their passive mouths, will stand through rain, snow, and hail, awaiting in their stupor their turn to cast their inevitable ballots, all the while reinforcing the suggestions planted in their subservient subconscious by CNN and the media, repeatedly chanting to themselves : "I must vote for Hillary. All resistance is futile... I must vote for Hillary. All resistance is futile..." again self-fulfilling another media prophecy of doom. Well, at least the White House will once again be filled with the patter of little steps (that old billy goat Clinton trying to sneak as he once again chases interns around the White House).

The Juggernaut of Hillary's "restoration" of the Clinton White House seems to be an unstoppable monster such as the Giant Marshmallow Puff Man rampaging through the streets of New York, that not even Mayor Giuliani seems capable of stopping, according to CNN's pronouncements of doom - he better call on the Ghost Busters to subdue the demonic bitch (to quote Bill Murray in Ghost Busters: "Ok, what can I say? She's a dog...").

But seriously, is this how America will be run from now on? Where military policy and political decisions will be made, not by the White House, not by our military, or by voters for that matter ("I must vote for Hillary, resistance is futile...") but by the aging Hippies and radical malcontents in the "elitist" news rooms of our nation? Are they the ones who will set what course our nation is to take, and decide who is going to lead us, in these most perilous times, by their fiat, such as they have with their much vaticinated and anticipated "defeat" in Iraq, and by proclaiming Hillary the winner in the 2008 Presidential elections even before the Primaries took place?

Call me naive, but I thought such decisions were to be made by free-willed voters (not brainwashed conditioned ones) in the voting booth, and not by Ted Turner and his commie cronies in the liberal elitist media, months, even years, in advance!

But, Alas! How stupid of me. I forgot: The Hillary "Juggernaut" has been unleashed and "all resistance is futile"...or so they would have us believe. Personally, I'd rather vote for a snake in the grass!

Posted by Althor at January 22, 2007 2:00 PM

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