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January 8, 2007
Democrats Push For New Iraq Strategy: Demand We Send Care Bears™
Topics: Political News and commentaries
Hot News via The Peoples' Cube (warning kiddies, this is satire): The Dems are concerned that President Bush's new Iraq plan could potentially result in a military victory in Iraq.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 6 - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Speaker Nancy Pelosi sent a letter to President Bush urging him to reject any plan that could potentially result in a military victory in Iraq. The leaders warned that a surge in troop levels might further antagonize al-Qaeda's already-overtaxed fighters, and cited the dangers of U.S. victory to the future of the Democratic Party, liberal media, and world's progress towards socialism. The two leaders called on the President to heed the will of the anti-American forces, make up with dictators in Iran and Syria, and recognize the need to abandon the silly notion that all people are born equal and desire freedom.More here ...... "Our soldiers are unqualified to combat the freedom fighters who see us as hostile invaders and ruthless killers that we are. We need to convince the insurgents that we love them, rather than alienate them with bullets and what not," the letter stated, proposing to replace U.S. troops in Iraq with a small contingent of Care Bears who would send a message of love and caring throughout the Middle East.
You can order your own CARE BEARS to send to Iraq - here.
Alternative news - here.
Comments at TPC:
Wish Bear: "We do love everyone in the Middle East. But we also love people everywhere, so we might have trouble staying for a long time."
Speaker of the House Pelosi: "Adding more combat troops will only endanger our Jihadist allies to the breaking point for no strategic gain. They helped us win the House and we're not going to disappoint them. The same goes for our radical base at home."
Posted by Richard at January 8, 2007 11:53 AM
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