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December 16, 2006
The "Godhood" Of Senator Obama And The Problem It Poses To His Presidential / Vice Presidential Aspirations (Revised)
Topics: HumorAnyone who has been following the antics of the "elite" mainstream (what a misnomer!) media, of the MSNBC, the CNN, and the "Pink Alphabet Networks" (ABC, CBS, NBC) must be aware by now that upstart Presidential hopeful and Senator, Barack Hussein Obama (can we really afford to trust anyone with the name "Hussein"?), apparently walks on water across the reflective pool at the Lincoln Memorial, turns water into oil for the needy for winter heating in the northeastern states, miraculously feeds the masses of his followers with food stamps from a bottomless basket, absolves in their prostitutionhood women for the late-term murder of their babies and abortions, cures people without medical insurance who kiss the hem of his pants (if they kiss the crotch of his pants they are guaranteed a full recovery), raises politicaly dead fellow democrats from their graves (in the polls), and that he's apparently the Messiah, and leftist savior of the Democratic Party, especially now that High Priestess Hilary has gone astray and has moved more towards the center!
The media coverage of Senator Obama has been so enthusiastic and pervasive, that one could well liken it to a secularist, leftist, equivalent of the Christian "Good news" or Gospels on their part: "The Four Gospels of Our Lord Barack (Blessed in Zwahili) Obama according to His Apostles, St. CNN, St. MSNBC, St. ABC, and St. CBS!
Wherever he goes, Senator Obama is met by cheering crowds reminiscent of the visits of the late Pope John Paul II (all he needs is a bullet-proof glass "Obamamobile"), he's accorded the reception given Hollywood movie stars and celebrities, and is treated wherever he shows up with the "Pomp and Circumstance" reserved for visiting Royalty or Foreign Dignitaries and Heads of State! And the "paparazzi"- in this case the "elite" mainstream media - follows him assiduously wherever he goes as if he was a "Rock Star," hanging to each and every one of his words and pronouncements as if they were "Pearls of Wisdom" - the words of a Prophet!
In short, miracles are being attributed to him, many of his devotees at his public appearances are "speaking in tongues" (that's because they are illegal aliens), the blind see (that Hilary is too controversial, and likely unelectable, and Obama is a fresh, charismatic, new face for the dems to rally around), the lame walk (with Farrakhan's "Million Men" marching to the tune of Obama because he's black and of Muslim parentage), and it is even rumored that there is a movement to soon propose that he be "Beatified" in life by the Vatican (though many claim that Obama is not really a Christian as he claims, but secretly a Muslim - like the Kenyan father who abandoned him and his white trash secularist, Atheist, mother)! Obama is even considered by some of his devotees to be the recent reincarnation of the Bodhisattva, of the 12th Imam of Islamic lore, or the present incarnation of Krishna (well, at least Obama's lips are blue)! Makes you wonder if that Iranian madman, Ahmadinejad, will bow at his feet in worship if Obama is elected President in '08!
But at any rate, all this deification, and adoring adulation, poses a very real challenge to his very candidacy, since, as we all know, secularist democrats are very hostile to religion, and having a "Saint," a "Buddha," the "12th Imam," an "Incarnation of Krishna," or a "Demi-God" (and no, I'm not talking about Bruce Willis' ex-wife), running for President, or Vice President, on the Democratic ticket in '08, poses the problem of the "Separation of Church and State" that the godless secularists, leftist, democrats are so adamant about, and that they so love to use as an excuse when abolishing religion - after all, how can you justify banning all religious expression from the public arena if that very public servant, your President, who is supposed to represent the godless secularist views of his Party, and promote its anti-religion agenda, is considered to be a demi-god?!?!
And God (or should I say Obama) only knows that "Obamism" is well on its way now to become a "religion"! Heck, even Tom Cruise has commented that he and Katie may convert over to Obamism from Scientology as more spiritually compelling to seeking our human "Roots" (is that "Kunta Kinte," or "Lucy" in Olduvai Gorge?)!
I wonder if as a demi-god, or a figure receiving pseudo-religious veneration, the Supreme Court will rule that Obama's name must be struck from all text books and not be displayed in any public buildings if elected! That would pose a problem to the tradition of hanging the picture of the current President at all Federal offices!
Well, as controversial as she may be, we have to admit that Ann Coulter was right, that " liberal secularism" is indeed a religion, and that their's is, as she so aptly puts it: "Godless: The Church of Liberalism."
I would add that all this pseudo-religious fervor about Obama proves that some hidden chord has been struck in their psyche, that they have been hungering for something to fill the spiritual void in their empty lives and godless altars, and that Obama fills that primal need! Now, with the way that the media and the dems are worshiping Obama, it seems they are no longer "godless." Now with Obama they have a demi-god to worship!
Ha, ha! Well, move over Jehova, Jesus, Allah, and Krishna! At least the democrats once again have a "god": Obama (May Piss Be on Him! LOL!).
Posted by Althor at December 16, 2006 1:09 PM
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