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October 19, 2006
To Be A Democrat You Have To Believe That ....
Topics: Political News and commentariesCute - but accurate, sad - but true, ridiculous - yet unfortunately, for most, this is simply the way it is.
From Right Voices: To be a Democrat you have to believe that:
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- The AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.
- Trial lawyers are selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.
- Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear, chemical and biological weapons in the hands of Saddam Hussein.
- Businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.
- Self-esteem is more important than doing anything to earn it.
- There was no art before federal funding.
- The NRA is a bad organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution, but the ACLU is a good organization because it stands up for certain parts of the Constitution.
- Standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas are not.
- ANY change in the weather is proof of global warming.
- The only wars in which America should become involved are those in which our national security is not at risk.
Bonus criteria from a Snowy Egret, a commenter at Right Voices - In order to be a Democrat you also must believe that:
Unfortunately, these are practically the liberal Democratic agenda.
- An unborn baby is nothing more then a mass of flesh but the DELTA SMELT,NORTHERN SPOTTED OWL, PREBBLES MEDOW JUMPING MOUSE, SPOTTED SLAMANDER, PINE MARTEN, and the DELI LEAVLES FLOWER LOVING FLY should be protected at all costs.
- FRANK CAPPERA and GLENN FORD were bias and old fashoned but MICHEAL MOORE and OLIVER STONE were tellers of the truth.
- RONALD REAGAN wanted to hurt the poor and help the rich but JIMMY CARTER and BILL CLINTON were Americas best presidents.
- THREE STRIKES YOUR OUT and CAPITAL PUNISHEMENT dont work but REHABILITATION and WORKERS FURLOUGH do.
- THE GOVERMENT and the so called child care experts know how to take care of kids but the parents don't.
- All religious holidays in America should be eliminated and be replaced with pagan celebrations such as KWANZA or CINCO DEMAYO, and WE SHOULD RETURN 50% OF AMERICA TO MEXICO.
Posted by Richard at October 19, 2006 5:03 PM
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