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October 03, 2006
Iran, Star Trek, And The Future
Topics: Humor
Here's a bit of Iran-related humor posted by a commenter at Robert Spencer's piece that we referred to in our previous post. We thought it was worth passing on to our readers.
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty ho is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs.
My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek." President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
Posted by Richard at October 3, 2006 09:52 AM
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Subject: "Premature," ejaculation of Arabs from Earth?Like... all of them would have blown themselves up by then?!?!
Naughty, naughty! Not "politically correct" to our more "sensitive" Mulim readers!
On the other hand, it's too bad they will all miss on learning about that Planet of the "Vixen Nymphomaniac Lustful Bethazoid Women" where Captian Kirk will have such a good time in the 24th century - hell, even Spock pricked his ears! Such a shame, since it will definitely rival their 72 virginal "Helen Thomases" of Paradise!
Oh well!
Althor :)
# Posted by Althor at 10/03/2006 10:58 am - reply- forum
When it comes to the Iranian regime having a future, I'm certain that there are a hell of a lot of Iranians that are hoping it hasn't got one. As we speak, the Islamic Republic of Iran is killing Musims that speak out against the regime, more often than I go to Starbucks - which is just about every day.# Posted by Richard at 10/03/2006 11:22 am - reply- forum
Quote: "As we speak, the Islamic Republic of Iran is killing Musims that speak out against the regime, more often than I go to Starbucks - which is just about every day."Posted by Richard at 10/03/2006 11:22 am
Oh Richard! Such a disappointment! Starbucks?!?! You mean to tell me you drink "Lattes" like the pompous, patronizing, East Coast Democratic "Elite" does?
Oh, no! LOL!
Althor :)
# Posted by Althor at 10/03/2006 11:31 am - reply- forum
No on the Latte crap - nothing less than hard core black coffee. Besides, it was more of just a way of saying the Iranians kill people often as hell.In truth, I can't stand Starbucks - just knowing their ownership is a bunch of touchy, feely, multicultural, liberals makes me not want to go near one.
I usually go to Paneras, if I actually go out for coffee and pastries. Otherwise, I prefer to eat at home unless I'm going out for some good Cuban food.
# Posted by Richard at 10/03/2006 11:43 am - reply- forum
Subject: Strong Coffee...I was going to say, if you like "strong, dark, coffee" you have to try Cuban Coffee. But what am I saying? I'm sure you have. Now! there's some strong coffee! It's so strong, that it's almost illegal!
You take one sip of Cuban coffee when you wake up all slouched and groggy in the morning, and in no time you look like that guys Bob with the ear to ear grin in the Enzyte commercials: straight as a plank! LOL!
Althor :)
# Posted by Althor at 10/03/2006 12:10 pm - reply- forum
My wife has Cuban coffee every morning, but that's not for me. If we go to a Cuban rest. I'll have cafe con leche, but other than that I stick to tea.# Posted by Richard at 10/03/2006 12:13 pm - reply- forum
