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September 7, 2006
What is Wrong with Islam? Let me Count the Ways...
Topics: HumorI have placed this under "Humor" because being irreverent I did not know where best to post it. Yet, its subject matter is far from being funny or humorous, and the threat of Islam and the Muslim ideology is nothing to laugh at! Islam is bent on destroying Western Civilization and our world!
What is wrong with Islam?
Well, let's see:
To begin with, no other religion in the world advocates intimidation, violence, and the murder of innocents to promote itself! Salman Rushdie not withstanding, you can truly say that the Koran is a collection of "Satanic Verses" still spewing its venom on humanity after all these centuries, responsible for triggering the deaths of thousands of innocent bystanders in our days!
Of course, both the suicide bombing Jihadist, and the people he is arbitrarily killing, will, according to Islam, get seventy two virgins in Paradise.
The first thing I must ask is, what good are seventy two virgins to the myriad thousands of innocent women slain by Islam, unless they be frigging lesbians?!?!
Secondly, I must ask, if as proven by the divorce rate, men cannot even handle the acidity of one nagging, domineering, wife, what makes you think that it is a reward to have seventy two of the bitches in heaven?!?! Seems to me more like hell!
Serbia was a nation when Spain, America, and most of the countries of the world were not even nations! They are a proud people steeped in their heritage. They were overcome by the Muslim invasion of the Balkans, which, incidentally, was stopped at the sea battle of Lepanto and the defense of Vienna by the Spaniards and their gold - so much for the Dhimmini, Muslim terrorist loving, "Cobbler," Zapatero, now leading into Dhimminitude and perdition a once great nation!
When the war in Kosovo took place, many of us were abhorred by the brutality of the Serbs against their Muslim occupiers of centuries. Perhaps after all that has taken place, and the daily diet of death and violence brought upon humanity by these "peace loving Muslims," many in the West are having second thoughts about that!
Perhaps it will be the Serbs, and the once Muslim-enslaved people of the Balkans, who endured hundreds of years of "Blessed" Dhimminitude and Sharia, who will end up standing up to this enemy bent on destroying Christianity and Western Civilization, while in Europe and America the Elitist, Secular Progressive, anti-war, effeminates, bow down exposing their arses to be driven by a Koranic phallus, to the demographic invasion of their homelands by hordes of "peace loving" Muslim Jihadists.
To quote a recent statement by a Dhimmini French Minister: "We do not want a clash of cultures." With France being overrun by Muslims who presently comprise more than 10% of the Gallic population, he is simply stating as with the soap commercials: "Be gentle with me - when you rape me"!
When President Bush naively put his hopes on "Democratizing" the Middle East, Hamas was elected to power in the Palestinian Territories! The Iranians elected a President who has sworn to wipe Israel off the face of the map, and is bent on a nuclear confrontation with the West that will destroy the world! Of course, he does not fear the nuclear devastation of the planet, since according to his beliefs, out of a well will come the Muslim "Redeemer"! I say that rather we ought to throw him in the well along with his "Redeemer"! For all you "Greenpeace," tree hugging, environmentalists out there, think for one minute what the ecological consequences of an Iranian triggered nuclear confrontation would mean to the ecosystems of the planet! Then go and vote "Democrat"!!!
In summation, much turmoil was created when Danish cartoonists portrayed Mohammed, Piss be on Him, and as with all things Islamic, it only generated death, destruction, and violence! Give a Jihadist any excuse, and he'll justify killing a busload of innocent children in order to get to his seventy two nagging wives!
Much was made of a Koran being flushed down the toilet in Guantanamo. In sooth, printing the Koran on toilet paper would be a waste of ink, as well as leaving your ass stained black and sore for its asperity!
Muslims will use the littlest, most insignificant, pretext to justify their bloodlust for killing and unjustified violence!
Personally, I wholeheartedly support "Zionist" Israel and the Jews. I may be very wrong and stupid, but I figure that after having their Temple destroyed by the Romans, driven from their Homeland to wander the world, been persecuted and ostracized for 1800 years, and almost obliterated by the Nazis for no other sin than being Jews, they do deserve a Homeland, a place they can call home, to live in PEACE!
So, when I say this, I don't want to be misunderstood as sympathizing with Facism, and Nazism, but I have to tell you: Calling this barbaric, murderous, unreasoning, Muslim Jihadist, war upon the world, "Islamofascism" is an insult to Fascists! I don't recall the Nazis ever strapping themselves with bombs and blowing up innocent Americans in the subway in New York, or even in their hated Jewish Ghettos in Europe! Only Muslims have this gross disregard for life!!!
No matter how much you try to accommodate Islam, Islam always remains the religion of those who want to impose their Sharia on you, and that wish to "gently" convert you by the sword - maybe the Jehovah's Witnesses should try that approach. It seems to work!
I say, rather than invading Muslim countries, we should send squadrons of prostitutes to get them laid. Perhaps then, they would not be so eager to blow themselves up and everyone else around them just to get laid in Heaven, and lighten up!
Islam is but a sick joke on humanity!
I suppose that I will get a Fatwa, and that I can expect an enthusiastic Muslim youth to come blow me up in order to get laid in Heaven. But I have raised a family, my children grow and multiply over the earth, and you know what? If exposing the falsehood that Islam is, will in any way help the fight against them, then I will just take the chance. I rather that the world survive than I should live, who one day will inevitably die!
May God have mercy on us all!
Posted by Althor at September 7, 2006 3:17 PM
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