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September 18, 2006
New Video Game May Help Democrats Cope With "Traumatic Post-Election Anxiety Syndrome"
Topics: HumorThis just in from (where else?) CNN and Wolf Blitzer's "Situation Room," to the delight of their liberal, Far-Left, Democratic audience:
A new video game has just sprung up on Jihadist sites on the internet called "Quest for Bush" in which the player fights American troops, gets to shoot Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, and ultimately "assassinates" President Bush!!!
The game, supposedly created by the "Global Islamist Media Front" (a subsidiary of Al Jazeera?), supposedly a Sunni insurgent media group (competing with CNN and the New York Times?), has now popped up on at least three web sites and can be downloaded for free (it is supported by donations from the Democratic National Committee, Ted Kennedy, and the Heinz Foundation). Senators Dick Durbin, Harry Reid, Pelosi and others, said in a media conference held to promote the game, that a CD format version for the Play Station III is expected to be out soon, and should hit store shelves in "Blue States" just before the November elections!
Now Democrats, leftists, and other American malcontents traumatized by the outcome of the 2000 and 2004 Presidential elections, still buzzing with the adrenaline rush from watching the controversial British documentary about the fictional Bush assassination recently released, upon leaving the movie theater can go home, download the game in the privacy of their home, and continue to fulfill their innermost secret desires, indulging in their mentally perturbed daydreams and fantasies of killing President Bush, in the comfort of their homes!
The game meets with Cindy Sheehan's seal of approval, and has been endorsed by Sean Penn, the Dixie Chicks, Professor Ward Churchill and other celebrities!
It does, however, contain the following disclaimer:
"WARNING, THOUGH THOROUGH TESTING AT C.A.I.R. HAS REVEALED THE LEVEL OF RISK TO BE MINIMAL, PLAYING THIS GAME MAY STILL PUT YOU AT RISK OF BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE SECRET SERVICE."
(If you think this is funny, don't laugh too hard, the game is real and is out there, and many Democrats may actually be playing it! Ridiculous?!?! Perhaps we should ask Bill O'Reilly!)
Posted by Althor at September 18, 2006 9:17 PM
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