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September 29, 2006
"Mexican Department of Foreign Relations" in Washington Outraged About Likely Passage Of 700 Mile Fence On Our Southern Border!!!
Topics: HumorYesterday Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, announced that he believed that a Bill on "Border Security" before the Senate, which will provide the approval and the funding for constructing a 700 mile fence along our border with Mexico among other measures designed to stem the flood of illegal Mexican immigrants pouring over our southern border, was likely to be passed as early as today.
In response to the announcement, the "Mexican Department of Foreign Relations" in Washington, issued a scathing statement condemning the move by Congress, calling it a "serious affront to Mexico," a serious impediment to continued good relations between the two countries, and calling the building of the fence a "blatant" violation of NAFTA - President Clinton's "Pet Project" during his Administration, and his second greatest "legacy," almost as "specious" as his first greatest "legacy": the bit of cum preserved for posterity on Monica's blue dress!!!
The Mexican official went on to explain, quote:
"NAFTA assured us the mutual "free movement" of goods between the United States and Mexico. Everyone knows that Mexico's second largest export, after petroleum, is that of "illiterate, indigenous half-breed Mexicans," and that it is an industry that makes up a sizeable chunk of the Gross National Product of Mexico with the "remesas" they send back to their families, which is the only thing helping to keep afloat the failed Mexican economy, to the tune of over 10 Billion dollars a year!"
He added: "It is just unconscionable that the Congress of the United States would be so callous as to build such a wall, and engage in so much "illegal alien witch hunting"!!! How do they expect us to be able to keep exporting our "quota" of Mexican illegal aliens to the U.S. with so many impediments then?!?! It's just an outrage!!! An infringement on NAFTA!!!"
He went on to say, that Mexico was so enraged by the building of the fence, that it was keeping its "military options" to demolish the fence when built open. When it was pointed out to the Mexican Diplomat, that such an attack on the part of Mexico would elicit a military response from the U.S. that, realistically, Mexico could never expect to win, he went on to say that, quote:
"Actually, a military defeat to the Gringos would be in the best interest of Mexico, since occupying our country, they would straighten it out as they did in Japan and Germany and reinvigorate its economy, aside from the fact that if Mexico were to be under U.S. Administration, Mexicans would most likely be allowed to travel freely between the two countries, in which case we can all move up there with the "Yankees" without having to go through so much trouble climbing the fence! (That stupid Chávez saying "Yankee Go Home! Yankee Go Home!" when what we all want is to "Go Home With The Yankees"!!!)"
Posted by Althor at September 29, 2006 7:06 AM
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