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September 30, 2006

It Gets "Curiouser And Curiouser"!

Topics: Humor

As Alice in Wonderland (or is that Pelosi in "Washingtonland" choosing the curtains for her office as Majority Leader) would say: "Things are getting "Curiouser and Curiouser" in politics nowadays!

It really has gotten to the point where it is almost "Apocalyptic," as Dan Aykroyd said in "Ghost Busters": "Cats and dogs living together - Wrath of God stuff..."

Take Senator Lieberman for instance. Not only was he the Democratic Vice Presidential candidate on the Al Gore ticket of 2000, but has been a stalwart Democrat all of his political life, with a voting record that proves that he has voted in the Senate 95% of the time along "Democratic Party lines"...yet, now he's too "Republican" for the "tastes" of the new Howard Dean "Marxist Democratic Party"!!!

As a result, now Senator Lieberman has been forced to run as an "Independent" in his very own turf, forced by how left-leaning the Democratic Party has become, which accuses him of "toeing the Bush line," just because, as any sensible American, Senator Lieberman is concerned about the Jihadist terrorist threat to America, and about the dire consequences that "cutting-and-running" in Iraq will have in emboldening the Radical Islamists terrorists, and the catastrophic results that it will have on Western Civilization, as well as on our national security! If someone would have predicted this in 2000, he or she would have been told to "take two aspirins, and call Jeane Dixon in the morning" (had she not been dead in 2000)! Unbelievable!

And now, Congressman Mark Foley, of Florida's conservative Sixteenth Congressional District, a man presumed to have been a stalwart conservative, best known for his sponsoring of legislation against "Sexual Child Predators," turns out to be nothing but a gay, "Sexual Child Predator" himself, chasing pubescent "Pages" at the Capitol, sending them sexually charged e-mail messages, just as if he was a love-struck 12 year old girl passing folded paper messages to the boy she has a "crush" on in Junior High, just as Liberace chased after a panicked reporter sent to interview him in the privacy of his hotel room in the 50s, trying to make-out with him! Oh, the wonders of the "gay" mind! It certainly is getting "Curiouser and Curiouser"!!!

This at a time, when shrill, hysterical, defeatists Democrats pose a real threat to our national security, were they to take over the House or the Senate in November with their obstructionist, "let's Impeach Bush over the NSA Program that has saved American lives," " politically correct," "rights for the Islamofacist detainees," "let's cut-and-run" attitudes; and Foley's seat, being a conservative stronghold, not being in "play" had it not been for this debacle! Just another "gay" victory for the Democrats!!!

And given the outrageous circumstances, one is painfully forced to pose the question: "Was Foley a "Closet Democrat" ?!?! He certainly seems to have been a "Closet Fag" as well as a "Closet Pedophile"!!!

Ironically, now that Foley's true "rainbow colors" have become known, Pelosi's constituency in San Francisco will most likely be very supportive indeed of Foley and his "pecadillos," now that the truth has become public NAMBLA would be more than honored to campaign on his behalf, and Ellen Degeneres and her Hollywood crowd will most likely be very sympathetic and supportive of the poor Congressman's plight, reformed Anne Hesche notwithstanding! I wonder if a Gay wedding in Massachussets may not be in the works, with Foley marrying an underage "Page," with the openly gay Episcopal Bishop Jeffrey John performing the ceremony, and Debra Lafave and Mary Kay Letourneau in assistance as pedophiliac guests?!?! Couldn't get any "Curiouser"!!!

But what is even more "Curiouser," given the extent to which the "politically correct" venom has permeated our society, is that some pundits and commentators are actually bringing up the point, of whether someone's sexual "deviance" or orientation, aught to be taken into consideration before entrusting said persons to duties which expose them to work within a given work environment - as say, surrounded by "tempting, Adonic, pubescent youths" as was the case of the Foley's "Bergere" and his Capitol Pages; in other words, "gays and perverts" need not apply! That would be such a revolutionary leap forward from the morass of moral bankruptcy and turpitude ailing America as a nation, that its implications are monumental! Are we finally calling "an apple an apple" and "an orange an orange" ?!?! That would be really "Curiouser" still!!!

Was Congressman Foley after all, a "Closet Democrat"?!?! Well, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck.... If it's gay like a San Francisco Democrat...he must be a duck!!!

At any rate, and notwithstanding that his "indiscretions" may help tip the balance of power in the House in favor of a Democrat "Hostile Take-over" come November (and I do mean Hostile as in "Impeachment"!), I am sure that ex-Congressman Foley will still have a brilliant career ahead of him in Washington lobbying for NAMBLA, and that he will most likely be the "Guest of Honor" in next year's "San Francisco Gay Pride Parade"! (I wonder if he will be wearing a pink "tutu" with ruffles?!?!)

Posted by Althor at September 30, 2006 10:29 PM

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