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September 20, 2006
Aussie Prime Minister Howard Tells Muslims Throwing Tantrums: "Behave Now"!
Topics: HumorHistory has proven, that though originally Australia was a "Penal Colony" where "prim" Britain dropped its unwanted masses, the Aussies have proven ironically, time and again, from Tripoli to the War in Iraq, that they are the best that Britain had to offer : "...the stone rejected by the builders that has become the cornerstone"!
Faced with an inhospitable environment, early settlers in Australia, just as in the American Southwest, fought with tenacity and determination to survive, and, in both instances, tamed their foreboding surroundings!
Aussies are the "cowboys" from down under. And though they didn't have Bighorn Sheep and Proghorn Antelope as their American counterparts, they sure had plenty of Kangaroos and Wallabies in their stead. Faced with a similarly harsh environment, their outlook on things is eerily similar to that of the American cowboy!
Being casual in nature, down to earth, and pragmatic, Aussies look for practical solutions to problems.
Concerning Radical Islam and the waves of Muslims that have emigrated to Australia, as well as to Britain and the rest of Europe, while in Britain they are wringing their hands about it with an Islamist sword verily hanging over their necks while sipping on a cup of tea - " one, or two lumps of sugar?" - Aussies are dealing with the problem in a very down to earth, pragmatic way.
While Muslims protesters engage in "violent" protests all over the world to protest the comments of the Pope calling Islam "violent" (???), burning effigies of the Pope (along with the ubiquitous Israeli flag), burning Churches, and killing nuns, to prove to the world that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," Australian Prime Minister John Howard, who is along with Tony Blair one of the staunchest Allies of the U.S., has made it damn tough to promote the hateful, radical, Islamist ideology in Australia, and has drawn the line on Islamist hysterics, telling Muslims in the country: "behave now!"
Australian authorities have made it clear to Muslims that they are expected to "act civilly" like everyone else!
As is to be expected of them, Muslims are angry with that, and, surprise, are also protesting that they be asked to act civilly (???), alongside with the on-going Pope protests, citing that "they just can't fit in", to which PM Howard and others, have responded: "Well, either you assimilate Mate, and become Aussies, or we'll 'kangaroo-kick' you back to wherever the hell you came from." Now, isn't that an admirable down to earth approach to deal with the Islamist infestation?!?!
But tongue in cheek aside, Australia has drawn the line in the sand as regards Islamist madness, as Grant Swank reports in "News By Us", quote:
"Australia has told Muslims that henceforth they are to learn English. They also are to learn manners related to females -- in other words treating women respectfully. They are also to make a lifestyle that is not always on the edge -- honor killing, abiding by sharia 'legal' system (behind closed doors), whip lashing youths for supposedly disobeying something or other, and threatening law-abiding Australians."
Needless to say, Australian Muslims are disconsolate that they not be allowed to engage in their time-honored Islamic traditions of repression, violence, bloodshed, and mayhem, and are throwing tantrums, whining and lamenting about it, to which Prime Minister Howard responded non-chalantly by telling them "to move on"!
Isn't it time we do the same all over the world?!?!
Aye Mate, it is heartening to see that when it comes to dealing with Islamofacists, Prime Minister Howard, and the Aussies have big enough "balls" to deal with them...down under!
Nice Bloke that Prime Minister Howard, Eh?
Posted by Althor at September 20, 2006 1:14 PM
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