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August 22, 2006

Osama: 'A Jihadi in Love'

Topics: Understanding Islam

Jules Crittenden has a plan:

Agent Whitney, all rehabbed and trained up in spy stuff, gets dispatched to Waziristan, on the Pak-Afghan border. Agent Whitney and a suitcase full of CDs and Playboy magazines, maybe some devil water in a jug marked XXX, will be the bait. Infidel helicopter drops Agent Whitney down in the middle of some rocky Waziri valley. She cranks "I Will Always Love You" on the boombox and starts filing her nails.

In his cave, Osama hears the plaintive notes of his angel, a siren song calling him forth.He floats through the air, like Yogi to a pickinick basket, like Bugs to a carrot. He espies his love. Thumpa-thumpa, big cartoon heart tries to jump out of his chest. Little stars blink in his eyes.

Continue reading about a Saudi virtue - Hypocrisy.

Posted by Richard at August 22, 2006 9:59 AM

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