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July 13, 2006

Secret Space Battleship Hits Israeli City Of Haifa (Update)

Topics: Middle East News and Perspectives


Hezbollah threatens to hit Haifa, two "rockets" strike Haifa, Hezbollah denies firing any rockets - ergo "rockets" weren't fired (Hezbollah would never lie) - they came from a space battleship.

Hezbollah needs to "come down to earth" and realize that this thing is going nowhere fast - as in color them gone.

Update: I may have spoken in jest too soon. Fox News has just announced the possibility that the "rocket" was not a rocket - but a surface-to-surface missile that hit Haifa - fired by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards. If true, this war just got a hell of a lot bigger, and at the very least is now a reginal conflict.

Update 2: IDF rejects Hizbullah's denial over firing missile to Haifa - "IDF officials said that the missile that was fired to Haifa on Thursday evening has the similar characteristics of the Katyusha rockets that were fired on city of Carmiel, and therefore it was fired by the Hizbullah." (So Hizbullah does have a space battleship, after all)

Posted by Richard at July 13, 2006 4:44 PM

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