On Death Threats From Islamists :: Terrorism

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October 15, 2005

On Death Threats From Islamists

Hyscience frequently receives death threats from Islamists(can't imagine why!). For whatever reason, they almost always come by email, only once via a comment on the site.

Today we received a particularly nasty death threat to both us and our readers(what a moron). The Islamist also threatened our families and those of our readers, and did so with typical Islamist foul, vulgar, and excessively revolting language.

The follower of "Allah" said we and our families should wait for attack and that we are next.

His I.P address is 202.91.96.62. An IP trace showed his located to be in Islamabad, Pakistan (details have been forwarded to the FBI). A background check will identify his name and exact location (we won't waste the money, we'll let the FBI do it).

The email address is choylifutrom@yahoo.com

Perhaps he would like to hear your opinion of both the language that he used in his email (it was too vulgar to repeat here), and his threats to the Hyscience crew and it's readership.

A copy of our email to the terrorist is in the extended post(so far it hasn't come back - might be real).

Dear Islamist with such a foul mouth,
How are things in Islamabad Pakistan? We understand that your country has suffered a serious earthquake, so we hope that you and your family are safe and doing well.

I'm sorry that you feel so frustrated and insecure about your religion that you must threaten others who disagree with you and the beliefs of your stoneage faith. Perhaps you might consider converting to Judism.

We hope that you have a happy and rewarding life on this earth, and don't have to blow yourself up or kill innocent human beings that feel that your religious views are sick, violent, repulsive, and indicative of someone incapable of rational thought.

Our readership also sends you their regards, and add that they too hope that you have a happy life on this earth.

One more thing. Those 72 virgins that you and your friends seem to have such a desire to have - don't really exist. It's what we who live in the real world call sucker bait!

Yours truly,
The Hyscience Crew

Update: As of 9:38 this morning, our email to the Islamist has not been returned. It must be valid, and we're sure that he'd love to have more (it would be interesting if readers left a copy of their email to the poor misguided fellow - under comments here.

Posted by Richard at October 15, 2005 8:39 AM

Hey Choylifutrom,

It's me, Mohammaed, your old friend from the suicide training camp! I'm writing to you from the afterlife. And man, it's not all that it's cracked up to be!

First off, that 72 virgin thing - it's a great deal, but the problem is, if you blow yourself up, your testicles and penis stay on earth, so all you get to do is go shopping with the virgins. What a whiny complainy group, always going on about how much more explody Akbar was or how much larger the dynamite belt on Abdul was. And none of them can cook. A couple have nice racks and butts, but once they lift the veil - yikes! Moustaches, bad breath, stained and crooked teeth. I'd have been bettter off spending my rupees down at the local whorehouse with my in-tact genitals than this!

So what are you up to? Oh, I see - you're emailing weblogs. Is this the new Al Qaida strategy? If so then Allah Akbar woo woo woo woo! (Sorry, the infidels dont have a key for the uvulation sound we like to make after a beheading or when our boys score a point in the cricket matches.) I always thought that doing something like emailing weblogs would be more effective and less painful than blowing ourselves up, but no one wanted to listen..

You better run though, since they posted your IP address, it's a matter of time before the infidels find you and put you into jail with large, greasy men. Hmmm... maybe that aint such a bad deal after all, eh?

Hugs and kisses from the afterlife,
Mohammed and the wives

Posted by: Mohammed at October 15, 2005 12:08 PM

What an idiot this "Choylifutrom" is. I dare him to try. (if he goes to my website he can find my lat and long. It shouldn't be hard for him to figure out where I am.) I'll make sure he gets to meet his virgins real quick.

Posted by: Rorschach at October 16, 2005 12:28 PM