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June 27, 2005

New Special Forces unit deploying to Iraq

Topics: Middle East News and Perspectives

Thanks to Beth at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy for the scoop on this breaking news:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These men from Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee, Georgia, and North and South Carolina will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following information about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Having been offered the above incentives, the war in Iraq is expected to be over in a week.

Posted by Hyscience at June 27, 2005 8:12 PM

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